If you love the freedom of a motorhome but hate the hassle of paid campsites, stealth camping can be a great option. It means parking overnight in a place where you won’t be noticed and, most importantly, where you’re not breaking the law. Below are easy steps to pull it off without getting a ticket.
Start with industrial estates, large supermarket car parks, and service stations that stay open late. These areas have plenty of space and the staff usually don’t mind a motorhome parked for a few hours. Look for places that have a mix of trucks and regular cars – you’ll blend in better.
Rural B&Bs or farm shops sometimes let you park for free if you ask politely. A quick knock on the door and a friendly smile can secure a safe spot for the night. If you’re near a coast, a little-known lay‑by or a quiet road shoulder can work, but always check local signs first.
In cities, choose a street with a ‘resident only’ or ‘permit holder’ sign that you can’t see from the road. Park between two larger vehicles and use blackout curtains to keep the interior dark. A small, unobtrusive vehicle (like a compact motorhome) helps you stay unnoticed.
First, keep noise down. Turn off the engine, close windows, and use a fan with a low setting if you need airflow. A simple white‑noise app on your phone can mask any rustling.
Second, be tidy. Don’t leave trash, empty water bottles, or food wrappers outside. A clean site shows respect and reduces the chance a passerby will call the council.
Third, manage lights. Put a dark sheet over any interior lights and use a dim red lamp if you need a little illumination. Red light preserves night vision and is less likely to attract attention.
Fourth, know the local rules. In England and Wales, you can stay overnight on most public land as long as you’re not causing a nuisance. Scotland is more relaxed, but always check for signs that say ‘no camping’ or ‘no overnight parking’.
Finally, have an exit plan. If someone approaches, be ready to move your vehicle quickly. Keep a spare set of keys in a safe place and know the nearest main road for a swift departure.
Stealth camping isn’t about breaking the law; it’s about being smart and courteous. By choosing the right spot, staying quiet, and leaving no trace, you can enjoy countless free nights on the road.
Give it a try on your next road trip. Pack a blackout curtain, a small fan, and a spare set of keys. You’ll be surprised how many places welcome a low‑key motorhome when you follow these simple rules.